Bad Kitty!

I love it when it's 5.45 AM and Peanut is sleeping next to my head and he gets spooked and bolts across my face, gouging my eye with his claws. I though the little bastard sank one right through my eyeball. Luckily (for me or for him?) he caught me in the lower eye lid. It still hurts like a bitch and is bleeding. I could smell the dirty little shit had just been in the litter box. I could kill him (if he weren't so goddamn cute).

This is the third time this has happened. The first time he sprang from my chest and I looked like a stabbing victim. I'm still pissed.

Somebody got their little claws clipped this morning. That very same someone is going to take a bath today and may very well lose his bed privileges.